Me: Horizontal
He: Vertical
He: Mom, do you want to know how to wake up?
Me: Yes.
He: OK. This is how you wake up. You pull down the covers to get cool, you put your feet on the floor, and you walk to the kitchen. Then you turn on the waffle maker.
Me: Oh.
WafflerHe’s on a bit of a waffle jag.
And lately, he’s been having them with a plum syrup I made with 10 pounds of plums. Yum, yum.
That waffle maker — didn’t it have a minor role in the old TV show “Lost in Space”?